I haven't had nearly enough coffee this morning but here is my random musing for the day. Did you know that the average lifespan of a gnat is 7 days. That's it, one week to be born, go through the awkward stage, graduate high school, find a honey and die.
That's gotta be some pick-up line though, "Hey baby, I only 72 hours to live, want to hook up?"
What do you think the gnat that lives to 10 days says to their grandchildren? "When I was your age, last week, I flew around a banana for two hours. People were clapping and cheering all around me. Oh, those were the days."
Seriously, I need to go find some coffee. Have a lovely day.
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