Random outbursts from the pieces of my mind.
Are you making CATchitorri? (i know it is spelled wrong but it sounded funny in my head)naughty kitty!!
I may not look tasty, but go ahead...the chinese love me..please start at the tail...
well stuff me with cat guts and call me Stew
or better yet'me so hairy!!
baby got back.....long tailish looking back
ahhhh, stupid human,,,thinks he has the upper hand...just wait until i unleash my secret illegal ninja moves from the government...so long suckah!!
mmm...let me see...I have been attacked by a pit bull...that's one. I bit through an 1000 volt electrical wire...mhmm...that's two...uuuuuuuuh...I survived the ceiling fan, yep that's three...mmmmmmmmmm..........
Funky, you win. Hands down.vg
"So this is what you meant when you said you were here to serve me? That you wanted to have me for dinner?"Ours like to sit/sleep/sit on our piles of folded laundry. Seems a lot less risky.
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