A little out of character? Maybe not.

My dear friend Susie at the Gobhole has inspired me. Not sure that's a good thing. Perhaps we can take a vote. For those of you that think this following post is good raise your hands.
Hmm... I see.

Ok, here's the product of my inspiration.


She posted this picture (and gave me permission to post it here) and upon seeing this picture the radio inside my head changed from the sweet calm music to Sir Mix A Lot's "Baby Got Back" only some of the words changed, here is what played in my head:

Oh my ga, Becky, look at that buck

It is so big

It looks like one of those hunter guys trophys

Who understands those hunter guys

They only get dressed up to climb a tree, ok?

I mean that buck

It's just so big

I can't believe it's so pointy

It's just out thereI mean, it's gross

Look, it's just so ugly

I like big bucks and I can not lie

You other hunters can't deny

That when a deer walk under shakin’ that tail

And a large rack on that head

You wake up

Wanna pick up that gun

Cuz you notice that buck it needs a good stuffin’

And on the wall to hang.

Deep in the woods it’s walking

I'm hooked and I can't stop staring

Oh, baby I wanna kill ya

And take your picture

My homeboys tried to warn me

But with that rack you got

You so horny

Ooh, rub all of that fur

You say you wanna get in my truck

Well stand still, stand still cuz I'm goona kill ya.

About the time I got to the end of the first verse I was able to change the song. Probably a good thing. I think I'll go look for my pretty blue pills....