Friday Photo Caption Contest

My computer is assembled, but I'm sitting on the floor, the screen is on the bottom shelf of a table, the keyboard is in my lap and I have to wear my glasses to even see the screen. My belly has so much good food in it that the floor is being most uncomfortable. Therefore I think we need a good photo caption contest. I've been saving these pictures for a time just like this. Ok, first you need to get in the right mood. Close your eyes. Wait, if you close your eyes you can't read or see the pictures. Ok, read this and before looking at the pictures close your eyes until you can hear the banjo music.

Got it? Ok, here we go. Let me say, that I do think this bride looks beautiful on her big day. The groom...well, you'll see.