Monday, December 05, 2005

If you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now, even if we don't speak often, please post a comment with a COMPLETELY MADE UP AND FICTIONAL MEMORY OF YOU AND ME.

It can be anything you want--good or bad--BUT IT HAS TO BE FAKE.

When you're finished, post this paragraph on your blog and be surprised (or mortified) about what people DON'T ACTUALLY remember about you. I got this from Jules "Faith or Fiction" all the entries were hysterical, she might have peed in her pants on some of them!

So, what do you NOT remember about me?

12 comments:

Girl said...

Oh...remember that time when we went riding out in the desert with the Boylston twins? They were so giddy and delicious, I just got so confused by the apples in your basket.

(How's that for random??)

~Jennifer said...

Oh Leslee, I'll never forget the time we were riding the bus in Chicago on our way to the Oprah show and there was this big guy wearing a leather jacket sitting across from us. He had a HUGE zit on his neck, and you leaned over and asked him if you could pop it. I was mortified! He looked at you like you had a third eye, but then when the guy shrugged and said, "Uh, okay." I just about peed my pants!

You reached over and squeezed, and there was this gross crunching sound and a bunch of zit stuff squirted right out onto your sunglasses! Ugh! I still have nightmares.

I can't believe you actually gave him your phone number when he asked. Did he ever call you?

Cindy said...

You know what I was just thinking of? When you and I were shopping downtown and you decided to be rebellious and slip that bracelet into your coat pocket. What a sinner!!!

I saw that you still have it as you were wearing it at church on Sunday.

;0)

Cindy said...

Oh wait! You said to post something that wasn't true!

*wink, wink*

Leslee said...

Girl, I wish I could remember teh Boylston twins. Were they cute?

Jennifer, I don't know if he called I gave him YOUR phone number!

Cindy, it's a really pretty braclet isn't it!

~Jennifer said...

Leslee, I gotta tell you I lost a lot of sleep last night thinking about what I wrote. Of all the good times we've had together I don't know why the first thing that came to mind was that gross story (except that I do have an abnormal fondness of grossness.) So, I thought I'd share a memory of a different time, a time AFTER you started taking your medication ;-)

Remember that time we were walking down 5th Avenue in Seattle? We were on our way to see CATS! Then we saw a thug grab an old lady's purse. Well, you would have none of that. You tore off your shoes, handed them to me, and took off after the guy. I have never been so proud of you as when I watched you tackle him to the ground and wrestle the purse from him.

You started walking back to the old lady, and only then did we notice all the cameras and lights around. Still, you took the purse to the old lady who turned out to be Susan Sarandon! Somehow we had stumbled onto the set of a movie that James Cameron was making.

I thought everyone would be mad at us, but you really wowed James and he offered you the leading roll in a movie he said he was planning to start working on in the fall. Remember TITANIC? I can't believe you turned down the roll because of your fear of deep water. Oh well.

Purechristianithink said...

I still haven't forgiven you for that time in second grade when you told the whole school that I still slept with my blankee. I swore I would never invite you over for a sleepover ever, ever again. And I didn't either--until the next weekend. Do you still have that big mouth????

Leslee said...

BIG MOUTH?!?!? WHAT?!?!? ME!?!??!?! Never.


Jennifer, I've turned down other offers too. They just didn't seem right. Someday... someday, I'll do a movie for you

HeyJules said...

I remember that day when I was outside hanging laundry on the line because the dryer broke and I looked up and there you were, stealing flowers right out of my cutting garden! You have a pair of scissors in one hand and a basket in the other and you were not about to stop!

I walked over and asked what you thought you were doing, cutting all my tulips and peonies like that and you just smiled. I love when people enjoy the beauty of my garden, but girl, you were taking ALL the flowers!

I started to chase you across the yard but fell over that silly garden hose. You saw your chance to get away so you laughed before throwing one of my roses between your teeth. I hollered, "Leslee, you still owe me some cookie dough!" and with that, you flew out of sight. : )

madcapmum said...

Leslee, I hardly like to bring this up again, but you STILL haven't sent me that money you owe me.

Leslee said...

Jules, you know how much I LOVE flowers....

MadCapMum... um....yeah, the check's in the mail. Yeah, that's where it's at....

grannyfiddler said...

the time i don't remember best is when i was hungry and you fed me; i was naked, and you clothed me; i was lonely, and you visited me; my heart was broken, and you made me smile; i was unlovable, and you loved me. i met God through my acquaintance with you.