Tuesday, February 14, 2006

The Pasta Diet


The Pasta Diet
1) You walka pasta da bakery.
2) You walka pasta da candy store.
3) You walka pasta da Ice Cream shop.
4) You walka pasta da table and fridge.

And for those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word onnutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all the conflicting medical studies:
1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks thanAmericans.
2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks thanAmericans.
3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacksthan Americans.
4. The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and suffer fewer heartattacks than Americans.
5. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausage and suffer fewerheart attacks than Americans.

CONCLUSION:Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you

4 comments:

HeyJules said...

ROTFL!!!

Pilot Mom said...

Personally, I really like the seafood diet....when I see food I eat it.... :)

Lorna said...

laffin'

thinks ... it must be the exercise and not the diet after all (BAD news!)

Vee said...

Hi, I came to your site from Madcap Mum's blog. I love this piece...it's hilarious. And I know just whom to pass it along to, certain health (rather weight) conscious gals.