I interupt this holiday weekend to report to you this very important message.
Today I was in Walmart and I saw, are you ready for this?
Maybe I should wait just a second so you can prepare yourselves. Are you sitting down? You really need to sit down.
Ok, now that you are sitting do you have a beverage in your hand? If so, put it down. You don't want to have a carbonated beverage spewing out of your nose when you read this. Because that would hurt!
Ok. Anything else? Screaming children should be attended to before reading any further because you'll want to read this.
Here's the news you've been waiting for.
Well, perhaps it was just a Hulk Hogan wanna be. The saddest part about it is the fact that I recognized him as this once normal boy I went to school with. I'm not kidding you. He's always had really light blonde hair, but today he had a long mustash to match and was wearing some sort of redneck hat. I wish I would've hat my wits about me and taken a picture for you guys! I'll probably never see him again. Oh well, once in a life time is enough. I wouldn' t have even recognized him as someone I potentionally knew except for the fact that he was standing next to a boy I did recognize.
Ok, you can go back to your holiday weekend. Have a safe on!