Ok, here are my favorites. You can agree with me or not, no problem.
Peanut made this face when I told her that she spent too much time in the bathtub there wasn't going to be a bedtime story. She made me laugh so I caved and read her the book.
the sojourning pilgrim said...
Did you know it's almost impossible to flush a grapefruit down the toilet??
Did you know it's almost impossible to flush a grapefruit down the toilet??
Aunt Josefina said...
A little privacy PUHLEEZE!
A little privacy PUHLEEZE!
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"Mom, are you SURE that's not what pre-wash means?"
Did you know it's almost impossible to flush a grapefruit down the toilet??
A little privacy PUHLEEZE!
Hmm, bathing wasn't as bad as I thought!
"..yeah, and then the tail went down pretty quick and that was the last of that stupid hamster"
or
"Toilets aren't clean? My hair smells clean!"
or
"After reading the box under the sink this innocent boy learned that airplane stickers actually come scented!"
do I REALLY have to?
I promise mom the water jumped out at me!
Who, me??? I'd like to thank the members of the academy for voting for me, and for the subject of my writing, who leads me in the paths of humorous thought . . .
You make me laugh.
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