I can't do it. I just can't pick out THREE favorites because they were all SO funny! I'm still laughing! So, you'll just have to all accept the fact that you're ALL winners with me. Thanks again for keeping your comments kid friendly, I know how tempted some of you were to write a few off the wall things!
If you weren't able to participate in the contest you can still give me your funny line. Same rules apply to you though, KID FRIENDLY PLEASE!