Friday, April 07, 2006

Friday Caption Contest



madcapmum said...
That new Praise and Worship leader at the Pentecostal church on the corner is really something! She's got the gift of tongues, yeah, but her real gift is in the laying on of hands!
will smama said...
Ooo, what a shame:So many fingers... and only two nostrils.

Emma sometimes said...
She was more shocked than anyone when immigration officials explained to her what 'the right to bear arms' really meant.

12 comments:

Mike Kear said...

"I now present to you Miss Manos! Let's give her a hand, ladies and gentlemen!"

will smama said...

Ooo, what a shame:
So many fingers... and only two nostrils.

will smama said...

Ladies and Gentlemen please welcome our newest UN Inspectors. Okay Girls... where ARE those weapons of mass destruction?

"I dunno."
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"I dunno."

madcapmum said...

That new Praise and Worship leader at the Pentecostal church on the corner is really something! She's got the gift of tongues, yeah, but her real gift is in the laying on of hands!

Anonymous said...

The announcer, "Lets all give her a hand. Beautiful job!" unknown voice from the crown, "Doesn't she have enough you nimrod!"

EmmaSometimes said...

There wasn't a massage parlor in town that would turn her down for a job.

EmmaSometimes said...

She smiled at the crowd but deep inside she knew that she would always have to special order her clothes.

EmmaSometimes said...

She was more shocked than anyone when immigration officials explained to her what 'the right to bear arms' really meant.

EmmaSometimes said...

This is what happens kids, when you eat too many Happy Meals as a child.

EmmaSometimes said...

Extended use of Splenda includes the following mild side effects....

madcapmum said...

You know, Leslee, your cautions about "keeping it clean" are just like waving a red flag in my face! Normally I don't have ribald thoughts, but the minute you remind me that I shouldn't - I do!

Leslee said...

sorry mum! lol