madcapmum said...
That new Praise and Worship leader at the Pentecostal church on the corner is really something! She's got the gift of tongues, yeah, but her real gift is in the laying on of hands!
Emma sometimes said...
She was more shocked than anyone when immigration officials explained to her what 'the right to bear arms' really meant.
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"I now present to you Miss Manos! Let's give her a hand, ladies and gentlemen!"
Ooo, what a shame:
So many fingers... and only two nostrils.
Ladies and Gentlemen please welcome our newest UN Inspectors. Okay Girls... where ARE those weapons of mass destruction?
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That new Praise and Worship leader at the Pentecostal church on the corner is really something! She's got the gift of tongues, yeah, but her real gift is in the laying on of hands!
The announcer, "Lets all give her a hand. Beautiful job!" unknown voice from the crown, "Doesn't she have enough you nimrod!"
There wasn't a massage parlor in town that would turn her down for a job.
She smiled at the crowd but deep inside she knew that she would always have to special order her clothes.
She was more shocked than anyone when immigration officials explained to her what 'the right to bear arms' really meant.
This is what happens kids, when you eat too many Happy Meals as a child.
Extended use of Splenda includes the following mild side effects....
You know, Leslee, your cautions about "keeping it clean" are just like waving a red flag in my face! Normally I don't have ribald thoughts, but the minute you remind me that I shouldn't - I do!
sorry mum! lol
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