Sunday, August 07, 2005

Things I can count on (besides death and taxes)

1. No matter how hard you try, you can't change the weather.

2. You need some water if you're going mud slidding.

3. Change will happen.

4. Sonic will give me a good cherry coke.

5. Someone will interupt while I'm reading good book.

6. No matter how much food is in the house there's NOTHING to eat.

7. A good old fashion hymn will lift spirts.

8. Monday comes after Sunday and sometimes there are two or three of them in a row.

9. It take at least 4 hours to clean the kids room when she's away at grandma's.

10. Mamma will worry -about everything.

Ok, several of you mentioned my blog, show you're here and tell me what I left off this list!

God, give us the serenity to accept what cannot be changed; Give us courage to change what should be changed; Give us the wisdom to distinguish one from the other. - Reinhold Niebuhr

1 comment:

Mike Kear said...

Things you can count on?

1. As soon as you close your eyes for a rare afternoon nap, the phone will ring.

2. The dogs will always need to go out before you're ready to get up in the morning.

3. The government will always be dumber then the general population.

4. No matter where you go, there you are.

5. Our best experiences will be spontaneous.

6. 100 years from now, no one will care about the jerk who cut you off in traffic.

7. There will be some people who will never understand you.

8. When your tank gets to 1/4, the price of gas will go up.

9. My guitar and a cup of freshly ground, freshly brewed coffee are far better then a psychiatrist's couch.

10. Jesus (Hebrews 13:8)